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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 03:00

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

When was the first time you felt discriminated against because you were female?

Just Forget it!

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

No go.

Unacceptable again!

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So, the docs changed it to read

Freaks and Cheeks

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why has Biden pulled ahead in battleground states and is now projected to win the 2024 presidency?

So they tried

Nuts and Butts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Is it wrong of me to feel uncomfortable that my friend thinks my brother is hot?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What are the strangest parts of The Bible?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Thumbs down again.

Still no good

Have you been arrested or investigated?

share office space ...

They put up a sign reading

No way

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Next, they tried...

Loons and Moons

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No, not a chance

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Isn't it ironic people always talk about how much women hate Donald Trump, when almost any of them would marry him if they could? What he said in the 2005 Billy Bush video, almost every woman would share the sentiment if it got them his lifestyle.

Then came..

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