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13.06.2025 03:36

They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Catatonics & High Colonics
How does it feel to be in a marriage without any love?
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Was Michael Jackson really an innocent person?
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
Why are perceived or real slights interpreted as rejections and reality by pwBPD?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Liberals, why don't you like Conservatives?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Atheists who have read the Bible and think that contains immoral things, why do you assume that?
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
What are mean nicknames to call my sister? She is always so mean to me.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
Why are the democrats keep insisting that there are more than two genders?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why do Muslims not get HIV/AIDS in spite of having 4 wives and multiple relationships?
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
No go.
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Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
Why do companies cull employees during financial downturns without saying so?