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13.06.2025 03:00
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
When was the first time you felt discriminated against because you were female?
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
Unacceptable again!
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So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why has Biden pulled ahead in battleground states and is now projected to win the 2024 presidency?
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Is it wrong of me to feel uncomfortable that my friend thinks my brother is hot?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What are the strangest parts of The Bible?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
Have you been arrested or investigated?
share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
No way
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
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No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
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