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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 03:36

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Catatonics & High Colonics

How does it feel to be in a marriage without any love?

Thumbs down again.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Next, they tried...

What is price of the "liberal celebrities" e.g. Bill Maher, Seth Meyers, Jon Stewart, Trevor Noah, Jimmy Kimmel, Desi Lydic etc. to join the great MAGA movement like Stephen Colbert who wanted to European ambassadorship to turn back on "the Left"?

share office space ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Was Michael Jackson really an innocent person?

So, the docs changed it to read

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Minds and Behinds

Why are perceived or real slights interpreted as rejections and reality by pwBPD?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Loons and Moons

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Liberals, why don't you like Conservatives?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Atheists who have read the Bible and think that contains immoral things, why do you assume that?

Then came..

Another attempt resulted in ...

No, not a chance

What are mean nicknames to call my sister? She is always so mean to me.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Nuts and Butts

Just Forget it!

Why are the democrats keep insisting that there are more than two genders?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why are Republicans so brainwashed and oblivious to the fact that a lot of the price increases going on right now is due to corporate greed, not inflation?

Everyone loved it.

No way

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why do Muslims not get HIV/AIDS in spite of having 4 wives and multiple relationships?

Freaks and Cheeks

So they tried

No go.

Hate iOS 26's Liquid Glass Design? Here's How to Tone It Down - MacRumors

Unacceptable again!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good.

Why do companies cull employees during financial downturns without saying so?